I had the pleasure of hosting a foreign exchange student for the last two weeks.
He was a weirdo – struggled really hard to adjust to our social life. He spent most of his time locked up in his room. But he seemed to enjoy the night life – never seen him snacking really, explains why he is so thin.
Last night I took him to a buffet. But first I had to teach him that a buffet was an ‘Eat All You Can’ place. It really went well I think – except for his table manners. And his lack of mingling skills. And almost everything.
Today morning he left for his home – Romania.
Now I am being still being questioned for the missing 40 odd people from that night. At least there were some ‘leftovers’ – blood, bones and some flesh.